after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.
you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT
She didn’t know who I was. But if I was an Etch A Sketch, she operated the stylus. When she was nearby, the magnetic fuzzies of my consciousness all rushed to her
She also inspired the creation of really bad metaphors.”
531. Muggleborns bringing in fantasy books so the purebloods can read them and laugh at how ridiculous some muggle authors’ ideas of magic are.